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The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet 

Secret society founded in 1915. Known for practise of the arts, and dismal taste in clothes. The fez of the society came t being after its founder, Archduke Swigberry-Smythe II spent several years living in Arab countries, where this item of headwear s commonly seen. The society was last numbered as having 67 different fez. Each one is typically marked with the insignia of office within the order, and the Parakeet of Montague in the centre. For example, the head treasurer's fez is marked with a platypus sitting on a bar of gold. The fez of the founder Archduke Swigberry-Smythe was marked with a snake, a bubble pipe and a crown. His formal fez was also encrusted with precious and semi-precious stones, including a large Morrocan sapphire. (This fez and seversal other items of the Order can be seen in The Hall of Antiquities in The Order Museum, located in the former home of Swigberry-Smythe.)
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totes on the okes 

Long for "no problem!" (Must be said with an exclamation point.)
"We ordered an extra martini. Will you take it off our hands?"

"Totes on the okes!!"
totes on the okes by Jenn February 26, 2003

baldy the one eyed champ 

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.
Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

Doin' the Olsen

verb: The act of growing your hair out and wearing the same hat every single day and thinking your a badass while you do it
Yo Johnny your Doin' the Olsen again
Shut up its cool i like it.

Take The Only Way Out 

Did you know that it's a crime to attempt suicide? It's getting harder and harder for people to Take The Only Way Out.

Right out the oven 

Synonym for 'hot'
Yo, Jwoww's tits are right out the oven, bro.
Right out the oven by llcoolc555 September 9, 2010

lord of the orgasm 

pleasuring a woman to the point of an orgasiam while whatching lord of the rings.
kyle gave the blender to a lady while watching lord of the rings which caused a lord of the orgasm.
lord of the orgasm by krazykm October 28, 2010