Texas school shooting

Incredibly good oral sex, that results in a bunch of kids getting shot on her face when she blows you away.

Boys guess what happened last night. Jordan gave me the best head, Texas School Shooting style

by deemeechee1991 November 11, 2023

West Texas Single

When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.

As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’

by richardstroker January 2, 2024

Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 5, 2024

Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.

Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.

by Idrill January 13, 2024

Corpus Christi, Texas

The great value version of Mobile, AL.

Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger

Corpus Christi, Texas sucks

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

South Texas

The ghetto part of Texas, Including cities such as Brownsville, Corpus Christi, Etc.

Demographics:

90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys

South Texas might as well be apart of Mexico

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

Texas Orchestra

A term to describe a rather large arsenal of weapons, usually firearms.

Richard brought out the whole Texas Orchestra when he found out his wife was fucking a lot of other dudes.

by George Palorovik January 16, 2024