Texas smash

When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.

It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning 💦 💦 💦!

by Loadsofjizz!!! March 12, 2023

Dallas, texas (the person not the murder)

Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass

did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again

by Varamochi April 2, 2022

Hands off my Texas

If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.

Hands off my Texas is similar to don't fauci my Florida.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022

texas cinnamon roll

Cum on a girls butthole then throw your snuff/tobacco on it.

"OMG jerry Texas cinnamon rolled me last night and I can't get it off"

"I Texas cinnamon rolled that girl last night and she won't give it back"

by A niggah March 7, 2014

south texas spit shine

During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.

When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine

by Rusty Shackleford December 22, 2016

good texas

a.k.a. Dirty Sprite

A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.

Future in "Ball Like This":

"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"

by deedeeC May 9, 2016

Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals

The Texas rangers suck dick!!

by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019