and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure by and dude i talked to kenny las October 29, 2017

i just came in my daughter 

When you cum in your daughter you are making your daughter have a baby with your semen.

I just came in my daughter three times.

i just came in my daughter by BabBabHabble August 9, 2017

I'm just pissing on you're tits

Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"

Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"

Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"

Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"

I'm just pissing on you're tits by Ry'and'seabass July 31, 2010

i'm not saying, i'm just saying 

Insulting someone, while still being polite.

Guy: Tiffany's ugly as shit.
Guy 2: wait, what?
Guy: I'm not saying, I'm just saying
Guy 2: eh, guess you're right. She is pretty fucking ugly

i'm not saying, i'm just saying by Aimy M. April 13, 2014

I was just making a comment, Marguerite 

Phrase you say after you say something offensive and the other person gets angry.

Person 1: This pie tastes like hell.
Person 2: Well, I'll just buy pies from the store from now on!
Person 1: I was just making a comment, Marguerite.

I was just making a comment, Marguerite by cykh June 21, 2011

wiggle it just a little bit 

Idiocy in its purest and most concentrated form; a trio of scumbags effacing the natural beauty of the Earth and trying to look cool while doing it.

Retarded inbreds aiming to leave a mark of their existence while the only thing they have accomplished is profound ignorance and wasting the Earth's resources in the process.

To call these "men" monkeys would be both a compliment and an indecency to all primates.

The infamous youtube video brief taking place in the exotic Goblin Valley.
"Wiggle it...... Just a lil bit" "BAH"!

Anyone who decides to wiggle it just a little bit requires sincere counseling.

wiggle it just a little bit by Macademia73 October 19, 2013

shit has just hit the fan 

bullshit has been spread about you or your friend

"joe shit has just hit the fan harriet is saying you hit her"

shit has just hit the fan by cracky j June 30, 2008