Jordan Cards 

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.

I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards by anonymous November 25, 2023

Jordan 

Jordans a leader who points guns at police and knows how to have a good time. Never afraid to say the N word and drives a small green car. Also a badass

I enjoy being around Jordan. He is such a Jordan

Jordan by Hughjass22 November 25, 2023

Jordan 

A person who just serves CUNT. Jordan's are always confident ands have fire ass style. Everyone loves a Jordan because they are the shit. Don't bother going up against a Jordan because you will loose. Jordan's slay at everything. Jordan's will do anything to win. They would even suck dick to become powerful. Determined, driven, and hot are three perfect words to describe a Jordan. Often Jordan's enjoy working alone. They thrive in competitive environments, and often succeed in many aspects of their career and education. It can be hard to be a Jordan... We are so beautiful and talented it is difficult to keep it up. If you ever meet a Jordan you are just lucky to be in their presence because they are gods and goddesses amongst humans.

No Way! Is that a Jordan?

I would just love to get all up in that hotness.

Jordan by Jordz8 November 28, 2023

jordan 

hoe

jordan is a hoe

jordan by Jksbfusjfhsuwnkdxi December 2, 2023

Jordan Snowden 

The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.

"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.

Jordan Snowden by anonymous December 4, 2023

Jordanian stew 

A term used right before you slap someone that is drunk or getting close to passing out. It’s a split second fair warning for the person being slapped.

Nate was really drunk at the bar so I Jordanian stewed him. He was good to go after that and partied like a rockstar the rest of the night.

Jordanian stew by BAGMS December 5, 2023

Jordan 

a big lying ass cheater that tells you one thing and does the opposite he’s a hypocrite that likes to control people but sucks at it bc he’s a fucking loser.

person 1: bro did you see jordan today

person 2: yeah don’t trust him at all

Jordan by yourmom222222 December 6, 2023