Bread jesus 

A really awesome person who deserves the whole world <3

"yo who is that wonderful human?" "oh that's Bread Jesus"

Bread jesus by Bread Jesus Simp May 18, 2021

Smutty Jesus 

Smutty Jesus

A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.

"What's the matter Amelia?"

"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."

"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."

Smutty Jesus by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023

Kung Fu Action Jesus

A term for Aang, a character in Avatar: The Last Airbender who is an Eastern Messiah of sorts. Being the Avatar, he is the bridge between the Spirit World and the Human World and the only hope for the salvation of humankind. He is able to manipulate all the elements using bending, which consists of magic blended with Eastern martial art styles, most notably Kung Fu.

The term was coined by GanXingba, a Youtube Artist who has created a parody series of Avatar: The Last Airbender called Avatar: The Abridged Series.

Kung Fu Action Jesus! He's fightin' the bad guys, and makin' em pay, with magic Kung Fu he'll save the day! It's Kung Fu Action Jesus!

Kung Fu Action Jesus by spacekc929 June 29, 2011

Who Froze Jesus? 

Uttered by one, Ryland Blackington of Cobra Starship on the Cobrahcam on Stickam, after seeing someone write in the chat box, " Jesus stop freezing!"

Shelf Kid: " Jesus stop freezing!"

Ryland: " Who froze Jesus?"

Who Froze Jesus? by Liacoolaid + Vivalastarfish January 22, 2009

Just Jesus January 

This is the month where you repent of your sins from Destroy Dick December, you must fast from masturbation, sex, and watching porn, instead you must turn to the Bible for wisdom and guidance.

Just Jesus January was a rough month it was like No Nut November only I had Jesus this month.

Just Jesus January by JarodCostello November 25, 2018

SWAT Jesus 

Benevolent deity of all hardcore operators. He keeps a watchful eye over his flock of well-trained firearms enthusiasts. He is most often summoned when one is engaged in a firefight and has run dry of ammunition. They cast a wistful eye towards the sky, crying out for help. And as if from Heaven, scores of fully loaded magazines rain from the sky, once again replenishing the empty firearm so that it can be re-engaged.

Help me! Help me SWAT Jesus! I’m out of ammo!

SWAT Jesus by swat957 October 25, 2017

Mop Jesus 

The son of Mop God.

Yo Jamal, would you be interested in learning about our mop lord and mop savior, Mop Jesus?

Mop Jesus by Dumb6nitch9ine March 19, 2022