why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.

Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018

auzzie bush fire

Having your beard singed by the flaming fart of an overweight partner.

What happened to your beard?
Oh, I had a bit of an Auzzie bush fire with Bertha last night.

by William Trogan March 9, 2023

Through the Fire and Flames

A CRAZY ASS SONG MADE BY DRAGONFORCE THAT ALMOST NO ONE CAN BEAT ON GUITAR HERO 3

I think through the fire and flames seems cool and fun to play

10 minutes later

MY HAND FUCKING HURTS

by fuck boi/ fuck my life October 26, 2018

Irish Fire Drill

When you take 8 shots of whiskey as fast as you can, then drive home before you wrap around a tree.

Johnny lost a bet and had to run an “Irish Fire Drill,” We’ll never know if he made it.

by spookydascary September 4, 2020

Four-Pecker Fire

An example of using of the pecker system, which is an approximate measurement system used for fires based on the number of adult males who would need to urinate on the fire in order to extinguish it.

Break out the marshmallows, we got a four-pecker fire going here!

by santaslittlehelper88 December 4, 2020

California ring of fire

When you're out in the hot dry desert of Death Valley giving your girl extreme anal and the friction ignites the ring of hair surrounding her butthole. You continue to fuck, lighting your own pubes on fire, then at the point of climax you pull out and shoot into the ring of fire that is her anal orifice, all the while screaming hocus pocas

Dude I experienced the California ring of fire for the first time yesterday!

by Queefstain June 26, 2017

Fire Marshall Special

A very strong drink, also known as a trip splash which includes light ice, three shots of liquor, and a small splash of mixer used as a mild fire retardant.

Carmen, "While smoking a cigarette, Glen spilled his drink and caught the whole bar on fire."

James, "Well if he would have ordered the Fire Marshall Special with a splash of coke in his 151, the fire never would have happened!"

by TuckDCconnect January 6, 2011