Drunk splat

When you get drunk and jerk off outside

Todd had a drunk splat last night

by Interfectorem lucem October 19, 2018

Slade Drunk

Slightly more drunk than you intended to be on a weekday

I thought I was slightly drunk on a weekday, but my slurring identifies me as being "Slade Drunk".

by Dan'lSlurs October 30, 2018

drunk drunk

A drinking game with vague rules that will get you wasted in no time.
Game: Drunk drunk.
Rules: Take a shot every time someone takes a shot.

Go up to your friend and take a shot infront of them. If they are partaking in the game drunk drunk they must drink resulting in you also having to drink. This can go on indefinitely.

by Bartholomaios March 6, 2019

Drunk Floor Man (DFM)

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor

The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning

by GayCloud June 17, 2018

drunkness

When someone is to drunk to be able to speak proper English

“He is showing signs of drunkness”

by Benefits Bob June 30, 2018

Drunk light

To see beauty unseen in any other state

I never noticed how beautiful that brick is before...maybe I'm drunk but it's beautiful...drunk light

by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 15, 2018

Suck your dick drunk

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".

Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"

by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018