cock tongs

results when a man fails to wash his filthy cock hands after going to the bathroom at a buffet restaraunt. he then touches the disgusting cock-infested door handle before proceeding to the food line, thereby passing off the cockage to the tongs which oftentime get dropped into the food, resulting in 20 cock chicken or other delights.

"get those filthy cock tongs away from my food, or i will beat you with them."

by sharon, ricky's bitch September 30, 2006

jungle cock

a very hairy cock

stop flossing my teeth, shave your jungle cock

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

carrot cock

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

by MerkMeister December 27, 2007

Condor cock

describes the texture of a person who excesivliy masturbates with out any lotion and streches the skin resembling that of the neck of the california condor

Aye you have such a floppy Condor cock lube that shit next time nignig.

by Keggles December 11, 2006

Bobbin for cock

When someone is sitting upright and keeps falling asleep. When their head bobs down and they jerk it back up, it looks like they're giving head. Bobbin for cock.

Joe must have been out late last night, because today in World History he was bobbin for cock.

by lectwistman August 6, 2009

cock polisher

Simply put, Your Mouth.

For someone who talks too much, "Shut your cock polisher"

by Angie L October 13, 2006

cock anointing

To touch or rub your coch head against things,objects,persons,food,like to anoint or mark ownership

cock anointing is a vain atempth to take ownership of an object or sexual joy, knowing your cock touched someone elses property or entered their personal space

by viking48 February 28, 2009