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Iron Bar

Shitty ass nightclub in Morristown, New Jersey. Although the venue itself is set up nicely, the people are anything but pleasant. The majority of the crowd is made up of rich white trash college kids that are looking for drama. If you’re a dude who wants to get action at Iron Bar, you better be white and nicely dressed to fit the status quo or be affiliated with a nationality/ethnicity known for having big dicks (take note that most of the chicks have below average intelligence levels and will probably go for one particular kind of guy). If you’re a girl, be ready to get creeped on since most of the chicks there are too stupid to properly interact with any of the decent guys (sorry not sorry). The bartenders vary but a handful are rude to the point they don’t deserve to be tipped. But most of all the music choice is an endless matrix of garbage edm tunes that no one would ever imagine hearing at a proper music festival. The only possibility of having an actual good time at this establishment is if you drink enough booze to blackout at which point the bouncers will angrily escort you out of the place and leave you to rot on the streets. May God have mercy upon the poor souls that are looking to find friends or fall in love at this dump because it most likely won’t happen!
“Bro I lost my hearing again cuz I went to Iron Bar and the speakers were blasting right by me…”
by Mr. Puff3234232 September 16, 2022
mugGet the Iron Barmug.

Bar Lives Matter

An exaggerated, insensitive, and racist term used by bar owners in Texas during the COVID-19 crisis to protest small business closures. A blatant attempt to parody the Black Live Matter movement’s involvement in the international protests following the police related deaths of: George Floyd, Breonne Taylor, and Ahmad Arbury in May and June 2020.
Dr. Faucci: Bars are an unsafe hotzone for the growth of COVID-19

Governors: We need to keep our people safe. It’s hard to wear face masks in bars and restaurants responsibly so we will temporarily be mandating these businesses close.

Bar owners: you’re all communist trying to steal my rights, but BAR LIVES MATTER, and I’m going to get a haircut
by Mrtruebluetest July 4, 2020
mugGet the Bar Lives Mattermug.

22 Bar

A charitable bar where famous, wealthy women pay for a physical sperm doner. Men from royal blood lines and heritage. Also known as the Lineage Of Kings...
"Babe I decided to get pregnant. I went to the 22 Bar..." who'd you pick? "The young billionaire tycoon..."

(At least the child will have heaps of brothers and sisters)
by KingRed007 March 24, 2016
mugGet the 22 Barmug.

Bar

The cutest girl in the whole entire world, usually smart and funny. Also beautiful, mature and caring.
Guy 1:"I just went on a date with this girl, she's really awesome"
Guy 2:"how awesome is she?"
Guy 1:"she's a Bar"
by benvak07 January 2, 2017
mugGet the Barmug.

Bar worthy

Someone who is of age to drink
Today is Jessica’s 21st birthday, she is finally bar worthy
by Mommy go August 30, 2022
mugGet the Bar worthymug.

Moray Fried Mars Bar

The act of covering an African American woman in breadcrumbs and vegetable oil, then ejaculating all over her.
"Dude, you know Tasha? I gave her a Moray Fried Mars Bar last night, I think we're in love!"
by IGOTSOULJJA October 11, 2025
mugGet the Moray Fried Mars Barmug.

Bar of soup

1. lots of soup. so much soup that it is in a bar like soap. IT IS NOT SOAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. the soupiest soup that ever souped soupy soup
joke:
person 1: how much soap could you fit in soup
person 2: as much as a bar of soup!
by nmales November 2, 2021
mugGet the Bar of soupmug.

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