A godly like being who can kick your ass. A total god that will destroy any opposing enemy. A complete badass who can split atoms with a karate chop using his pinkie finger.
1: Dude holy shit watch out is Jake he could kick your ass.
2: Woah look it’s Jake he’s such a badass.
2: Woah look it’s Jake he’s such a badass.
by 69 boiguer 68 August 19, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020
Get the Jake the Snakemug. Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.
by Gonkasaurus May 11, 2018
Get the A-jake-ulatemug. The jake webber cult is groupchat on Instagram made by @g.orgeouscolby. everyone in the gc has a profile picture with jake webber infront of a fire smiling, we plan world domination and talk about all the people in sam and colby friends group.
by Jakewebbercultmwah July 15, 2022
Get the Jake webbermug. Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Get the Jake Piper's fourth lawmug. 