Nipple turd

The puss you squeeze out of your nipple region
Nipple turds are When u have an infection somewhere in your body for so long it works its way out of ur nipple area
by Shelby jean February 17, 2021
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Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021
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Turd sucker

An affectionate term for your dog who eats poo.
by Flyer bird June 14, 2023
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Cancer Turd

That one guy from run 3 that has a little balloon and is a little shit
Don't be a cancer turd
by Cancerous Turd 123 November 08, 2017
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Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".
Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.
by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017
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Turd on wheels

A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?

What'd you see?

A big ugly brown van!!

It looks like a turd on wheels!!!

He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
by B4dsx August 22, 2020
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