super straight 

A thing straight people made because they’re trying to hide their transphobia

person1:i’m super straight

person2:that’s not a thing

super straight by shaufiaushdbzhsb March 8, 2021

super straight 

a “super straight” person is someone who only dates cis people.

Mark: Hey, just wanted you to know i’m super straight..
David: Shut the fuck up before i beat your ass.

super straight is fake and it mocks lgbtq+ fuck anyone who says they are super straight, kys <3

super straight by gaykenma April 5, 2021

Super straight 

When a man or woman is only

sexualy attracted to the non trans people of the opposite gender

Person 1: look at this cute trans dude/woman

Person 2: sorry, I'm super straight so I am not attracted to that person
Person 1: so you only like non tans people of the other gender
Person 2: exactly
Person 1: cool, nice to know

Super straight by Some random made up name March 5, 2021

Super straight flag 

The Super straight flag represents a person who is attracted to a cisgender person of the opposite sex. There are many modified versions of this flag that include the flag's colors of orange and black. 🟧⬛️
(superstraights or super straights are not to be confused with transphobics)

Person 1: Hey are you superstraight too?
Person 2: Yeah, did you see my super straight flag?
Karen: THAT'S TRANSPHO-
*shuts door*
Person 1: When will they learn?
Person 2: When its convenient

Super straight flag by Minecraft_turtle7 March 8, 2021

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP 

The Super Happy Go Go Love Love Hyper X3 Ship is the chosen mode of transport for the universes ultimate crime fighting force the SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE. The The Super Happy Go Go Love Love Hyper X3 Ship can transport the police to any kind of emergency from some gooks being harrased or some urgent deliveries of hentai to clients that need imediate relief.

ALL NEW FOR THE SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE PLAY SET!!!!! THE NEW....!!!! SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP!!!!!!!! NOW YOU CAN FLY YOUR MEN ON ALL SORTS OF MISSIONS TO SAVE THE ONE TRUE RACE FROM FILTHY ROUND EYE GAIJIN SCUM!!!!!!! THE SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP COMES WITH A WAP BEAM GUN WHICH FIRES RAINBOW BEAMS OF SUPER HAPPINESS TO SAVE THE DAY!!! ^__________________^

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE

super happy go go love shine rainbow mega happy pink fluffy cloud police not included, may contain extreme levels of wapage

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP by Fred Bloggs the 3rd March 26, 2005

super dmca 

A rediculous hacker friendly law that disallow the use of firewalls just to crack down on unauthorized duplication of media.

Thanks to the Super DMCA, a lot of computers in Michigan have been hit by Cyber Terrorists.

super dmca by Defender of the Internet July 21, 2003

Super Foul Egg 

To display misanthropic behavior

That's SO Super Foul Egg

Super Foul Egg by Ahem October 10, 2003