beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Beef

1. A grudge against someone

2. meat from a cow

Need to buy a pound of beef from the butcher.
My beef with Ranaldo

by dino10 August 1, 2017

Eef Beef

A name for a male who has who both homosexual tendencies and a sexual obsession with any women named shannon. The eef beef is most commonly found in its natural habitat, Burger King, where it has been known to consume 100 of thousands of burgers.

“Look at all those cheeseburgers fatass”
“You want some Shannon don’t you eef beef”
“How many cheese burgers can you eat homo”

by John Roseman January 31, 2024

Beef

(Beef two mean iij NHS polar opposite of another

For instance, if I was to work at Taco Bell and someone was ordering a quesadilla, I would ask them if they wanted beef, chicken, etc. But if your in the Hawaiian islands and a bruhdah walks up to you and says: how, what? You like beef? Just know that in your immediate future this man is gonna swing on you!

by ButteStrong March 2, 2020

Beef stroganoff

The act of strokeing the hard penis of oneself or another. Used as an “low key” way of saying I’m going to beet my shit crazy stile.

I am going to make your mother preform the reverse beef stroganoff on me tonight.

by Inquiring March 19, 2024

Beef Jerky

Another name for a Cow Raisin.

Beef Jerky is just salted and flavored Cow Raisins

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022

beef

The best flavor of Ramen Noodles.

Beef ramen is the best fuckin flavor dude!

by ireallylovechildren69 May 8, 2020