beef soup

Very destructive diarrhea that has the consistency of beef soup.

I drank too much last night. Now I have beef soup coming out of my ass!

by Shlits January 18, 2014

let the beef hang

settle a dispute by just not worrying about the situation

p1. are you still beefing with homie?

p2. i let the beef hang. i dont trip

by johndoecheese410 January 22, 2014

Beef Selfie

A Selfie taken by a Bro showing off their steroid enhanced body. Often with the tag of #nohomo

After taking his Beef Selfie, Chet had to reassure himself that he was not in fact, a raging homosexual.

by Bossmojo April 24, 2014

beef orchid

a: A pussy that has been pounded so hard it resembles ground beef.

b: Large flappy vaginal lips.

See also Meat Curtains.

I went to a bachelor party and the stripper had the most tender beef orchid I've ever seen!

by leminiwinks June 5, 2014

Beef Sock

The enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed anal cavity. Using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.

Mom: You want your laundry done honey? What about your socks?
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...

by SolidoSnaka July 3, 2014

beef slinky

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.

Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy

by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014

Shredding Beef

The act of shredding one's vagina.

Joe: Did you go home with that chick last night?

Murr: Oh yeah bro, I was shredding beef all night!

by kevhat September 29, 2014