ego monster

Someone who likes to be better than anyone else

See Marcus over there? He told me I can't lift because I'm not pretty. What an ego monster.

by Dream smasher August 20, 2016

cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.

To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.

by Plop August 5, 2016

monster morning

Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything

1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.

2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.

Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew

1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.

by Solelessmatt7 July 21, 2016

sizzle monster

A BBQ accessory that appeared on KickStarter, it let's user to sear in high heat and use the diffuser to cook food via indirect heat.

The grilling from John tasted like it is out of a steak house, did he use a Sizzle Monster?

by FJ moster July 20, 2016

Monster high doll

A girl who dyes her whole head vibrant pastels and dresses like a hoochie mama

Look at how vibrant and slutty carry is dressed she looks like a monster high doll

by Calico horse January 20, 2018

The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger

"The Sideways Monster has struck again"

by Sollarr January 30, 2018

bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.

Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)

by dragoJim February 13, 2018