mike ox small

If you say it fast it's "my cock small"
People also use this for fake ass trends

Cashier: "Can I get a name for that one?"
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."

by Imthehamman June 11, 2023

mike dally

Urban ball cruncher with much fro

I mike dally my way to the skate scene

by Qdiesachs June 12, 2023

Mike Wheeler

A character from stranger things oddly desired by girls to be gay even though he’s a straight boy inlove with a girl

“All the girls are jealous but they want to kiss Mike wheeler played by finn”

by Mike Wheeler Is Straight June 14, 2023

messiah mike

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult

“messiah mike is just a different feen”

by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023

Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

for the love of Mike

used to accompany an exasperated request or to express dismay.

"for the love of Mike take off those shoes!"

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

Big Mike

Verb

The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.

Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.

by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023