10 definitions by Mike Wheeler Is Straight

Mileven

A ship hated by horny girls who fantasied about Mike Wheeler her boyfriend being gay

“These girls can’t accept mileven will be endgame”

Mike Wheeler a character from stranger things who’s straighter then a plank of wood

“Isn’t it amazing how much of an amazing character Mike Wheeler is the girls love him so much”

A character from stranger things oddly desired by girls to be gay even though he’s a straight boy inlove with a girl

“All the girls are jealous but they want to kiss Mike wheeler played by finn”

BYLER WONT BE ENDGAME YOU CRAZY DELUSIONAL HORNY FREAKS

“Why do so many girls ship byler?”

A ship that will forever be a crackship that girls cry over when it’s not endgame even though they’ve been warned so many times

“Byler hell no! Mike ain’t gay”

“Byler is vomit”

“Byler is the lamest ship either”