Ur Mom lol

Simply the most insulting insult in known history

Person 1: ur mom lol
Person 2: *dies

Ur Mom lol by HerpesWarrior May 17, 2023

psycho hag mom 

1.A condition of the female human usually resulting from the repetitive noise,and/or whining,fighting, begging by her offspring.Usually includes displays of snarling,screaming and use of four letter words.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.

"After 3 hours alone in the minivan with her two kids bickering,complaining and 'not touching each other', Bonnie went completely psycho hag mom on them."
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
frazzled moms irritating kids minivan PMS defcon one
batshit minivan syndrome

psycho hag mom by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

psuedo step mom

A woman who is smart enough not to get married again, but still takes her partners children under her wing and treats them like her own, giving support both financially and emotionally. She cooks dinners, does laundry, cleans and even car pools. She typically gets no respect from the children until they are adults, but because of her love for her partner, she sees the importance of stepping up, even though she is not a step mom.

"Is that woman who does so much for you your step mom?"
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."

psuedo step mom by Woman of the year March 12, 2014

Ket your mom 

This is a phrase usually paired with "dese nuts." It is like saying your mom, but has a twist, ketamine. Ketamine is a disassociative. When paired with your mom, there is a never ending amount of fun. She will just be laying there, dissassociated, while you go to pound town with dese nuts.

Matt: So I ket your mom last night.
Stephen: With dese nuts?

Ket your mom by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014

like a mom

Similar to like a boss but one level above. The ability to juggle multiple tasks while still keeping your cool.

Today I had to wipe asses, volunteer in the kindergarten classes, navigate the masses in Costco pulling one cart filled with kids and pushing another filled with groceries. Then i changed a shit diaper in van but I handled it like a mom.

like a mom by LikeaMom June 6, 2014

Jonah's Mom 

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward, loves the Beatles and is cooler than the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow. She's exactly how it works.

Dude, that Milf over there is a total "Jonah's Mom"....she's got it going on.

Jonah's Mom by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015

go balti-mom 

Threatening to smack some common sense into someone doing something foolishly dangerous. Usually threatened by a parent to a teenager. Referring to the mother during the Baltimore riots who was filmed chasing her son and smacking him because he was throwing rocks at the police.

Her mother threatened to go balti-mom on her if she found her hanging out with friends doing drugs.

go balti-mom by Mamdfm May 1, 2015