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Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

A really stupid term people should stop using.
Girl: "My boyfriend is such a golden retriever boyfriend like omg"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"

girl with the golden touch

omg is all have 2 say on tht matter. u gotta sore neck go 2 her.
especially if u is a drummer whoop!
ma neck is killin i might have 2 see the girl with the golden touch

Golden Gate 

This is where you eat a ton of goldfish and then puke in her vagina and then fuck her.
Last night I ate a shitload of goldfish before having sex, and I had to throw up midway, so I threw up in her pussy and then kept on fucking her. Yeah, I golden gated her.
Golden Gate by Dude_in_da_band August 27, 2015

Golden Shower 

The act of discharging gold dollars on someone's head. (minimum of 200 gold dollars)
This mark-ass trick was givin me lip over the money I owed so hit him with a Golden Shower.

golden time 

during a dirty filthy sex sessin one performs the act of urinating on the other-commonly known as a golden shower
close your eyes and mouth honey its "golden time"
golden time by doodles September 21, 2003

Golden Handcuffs 

This is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the vagina at the same time while their urinating.

He is wearing the golden handcuffs.
dude1: you won't believe what happened last night! Two chicks came up to me and wanted to give me a double golden shower!

dude2: gross! .. so did you do it??

dude1: hell yeah! but I turned the tables on them. When they started the shower I ... lets just say I plugged the pipes and gave my self a shiny pair of golden handcuffs!