douche muffin

a boy that has the smart level of a muffin, and acts like a douche 24/7. reffers to just about every guy in america,brazil and canada.

"omgz, that guy over there is such a douche muffin." *sigh

by Lauren LaRock October 16, 2008

douche bagger

One who bags douches

that guy has six trash bags full of douches

by dog chain March 24, 2005

Douche Canoe

see Ben Mulroney; or any other D-bag.
Amplified version of original Douche Bag.

Person A: "he was wearing a pink polo with a popped collar"
Person B: "wow what a Douche Canoe!"

by awesome_s December 8, 2010

Giant Douche

A Giant Douche is one who frequents seedy strip clubs and annoys managers, guards, girls and patrons alike. Cleverly disguised as a working man with money by wearing a fluro shirt bought at Crazy Clark's for $2, they give themselves away by repeating the same phrases every five minutes and drinking VB. Once removed from a venue, giant douches often thank their evictors for the honour of being evicted. Giant douches also unthinkingly hand their girlfriends tasers after guards also act like a giant douche and call them a skank

Kev: You know me, I'm Kev
Tito: Kev, you're a Giant Douche and a pain in my ass. Get out!

by Sledgie November 22, 2009

douche hole

the hole vagina where you whould insert a douche.

person 1: can you hand me my burger?
person 2: no.
person 1: fucking douche hole.

by nanna August 21, 2006

douche nozzle

The piece that connects to the douche bag and is the "business" end of the entire "douche" system.

After getting pounded by a big sweaty black man I inserted the douche nozzle into my swollen opening.

by Rob April 21, 2003

Douche Cake

A combination of a fruit cake and douche bag.

That guy wearing the lime green/pink stripped pants is a complete douche cake!

DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!

by Nick fucking Alan December 9, 2008