one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.
also, an insult.
Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
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Get the douche bagger mug.A Giant Douche is one who frequents seedy strip clubs and annoys managers, guards, girls and patrons alike. Cleverly disguised as a working man with money by wearing a fluro shirt bought at Crazy Clark's for $2, they give themselves away by repeating the same phrases every five minutes and drinking VB. Once removed from a venue, giant douches often thank their evictors for the honour of being evicted. Giant douches also unthinkingly hand their girlfriends tasers after guards also act like a giant douche and call them a skank
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by Rob April 21, 2003
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DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
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