Disney Dad 

A dad who is air-headed and simingly incompetent, much like the dad's on the Disney channel.

Mindy's father is such a Disney Dad. Yesterday, he slipped on a bannana peel on his way out the door.

Disney Dad by Ninjabunny99 September 19, 2016

mum and dad 

When two of your friends finally get together and they become the Mum and Dad of the group.

It usually means they are a very wholesome couple.

You and Becky are Mum and Dad!!!

mum and dad by Wholesomeshitposting May 26, 2020

Disney Dad 

The best dad there is. He does the most coolest and entertaining things with you and doesn't fret over the littlest things. Literally the opposite of a killjoy. If you have a Disney dad, consider yourself lucky (especially if you're a kid).

Jess: Hey wanna come over to Ben's place tonight? I hear he has a Disney Dad who's doing fun stuff
Taylor: Omg sure, sounds fun!

Disney Dad by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 29, 2021

step dad 

guy that weasles into your mother's life- becomes father figure- rapes you- leaves your mom broke with out a home and always #1 on your hitlist!

i ran over my step dad cos he is an ass

step dad by a;lkdjlahfilkh February 25, 2009

American Dad 

A show that copied Family Guy who Copied The Simpson's.

A.K.A. El plagirisimo la Plagirisimo, La copia de la copia

Me: God dam not another wannabe copy of the copy of the simpsons otherwise American Dad

American Dad by Croatoan October 10, 2009

step dad 

some dipshit that decided to ruin your life right out of the blue. doesnt give a crap about you, but acts all high and mighty when confronted. trys to bribe and buy love. word of advice: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. the sole reason youre counting down the days until your 18th birthday. wins over your friends and family and your mom.

me: can you please fuck off?
step dad (aka step FREAK): how come you dont love me? hold my hand, give me a hug and a bj and then ill go away.

mom: oh, sweeties, stop arguing. daddys always right!

step dad by heyyyyyyitsmeee May 16, 2010

po dad 

the term "po dad" refers to when one's father is a police officer, short for "police dad" as the "po" is short for police. It is especially used when one has multiple fathers (due to either step-parents, remarriages, or same-sex marriage), the police dad is often referred to as the "po dad"

Po Dad

po dad by christo mcguffin January 17, 2011