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Farleigh College

A college with a few smart people, and a metric ton of tards who communicate in primitive grunts.
Smug smart people can't help but laugh.
Also, there are only 3 girls.
The tards will one day be fired from Mcdonalds and commit suicide age 31. The smart people will be smart.
Farleigh college Person 1: Okay, let's go to the lesson.
Josh Mickleson: AAAWAWAO!
Person 2: WTF!
Person 1: Hell, he's stupid.
Person 3: Hey, lets talk about interesting stuff!
Person 2: Yay.
Tard: HSDFHIG
Guy: Damn, i'm so bored. no one to do...
Guy 1: Don't you mean something, not someone?
Guy: No, someone.
Cool guy: I don't wanna sit in the hetero chair.
High pitched guy: i find that very ofensive.
Jerk: Shut up. GTFO.
Smart people: Bleh. at least we'll have qualifiocations.
by Bobberybobbob July 9, 2011
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domremy college

weird high school with weird people and irrelevant assignments and stuck up hoes
domremy college and rosebank college are enemies
by yewhshdiuehgi September 23, 2018
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George Watson's College

A leading independent school situated in the South of Edinburgh, UK. The school, founded in 1723 by wealthy benefactor George Watson, caters for both boys and girls from ages 3-18. The school is reknowned for it's academic success and extra-curricular prowess.

Rugby Union is the main sport in the school, in which the school boasts over 100 Scottish internationialists and others who represented England, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. The school 1st XV is also successful, having been ranked in the top 10 schools in Britain for the last 3 seasons.
Music is also important to the school and this was reflected in the building of a new music building which won international awards for architecture and was opened by the Queen.

Living former pupils include 4 time Olympic gold medal winning cyclist Sir Chris Hoy, former British Lions captain and former world cup points record holder Gavin Hastings KBE, Scottish Labour leader Ian Gray, Lord David Steele, The Right Honourable Sir Malcolm Rifkind.
He went to George Watson's College , he is a Watsonian.
by Backfromtheburgh May 13, 2010
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english college

Some gay school that has been around in dubai for 3 years, it is a school for mentally retarded kids, they have really bad teachers and the principal is retarded.
retarded student from english college: omfg my school is the best school in the world!
awesome dude:no..... -.-
by awesome dude who likes pie February 15, 2009
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wellesley college

A school of intelligent and vivacious women, most of whom are queer, if not out-right-gay. The perfect place if you are into drama, hard work and fun parties.
As once noted:

Here at Wellesley College:

"we are looking forward to cruising all your barely legal asses. "Catching the gay" is a fine Wellesley tradition, like stepsinging and hooprolling, and you should all be quivering in anticipation. It's okay if you don't know what I'm talking about. We will school you, gently but firmly. "

an extreme example
by Sharahey November 26, 2006
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College Humor

Collegehumor.com

A juvenile college website devoted to drinking and tits without any other substance. Exactly what college students like because most of them are retarded.
A picture of my mom's tits were posted on College Humor. Oh god!
by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006
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college

A place to achieve a higher education and earn 90% more than people with only a hig h school diplima

In Canada, a lower rank than university.

Elementary->high school->college->university

Its commonly accepted that if you go to college, you are dumb. Also: waterloo, queens and U of T round up the top 3 universities. Western is for spoiled brats.

In the states, everything is a "college". Why no word for university?
"I got into queens university. All it took was a 95.6% average, 200 hours of community service and a letter of reccomendation from the board of directors at my dad's financial firm"-Me
by Dr Doom January 3, 2005
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