Cum-guzzled

The state of someone who is seeing far more thottery than they expected.
Some synonyms include: Flabergasted, Gender-bent, dumbfounded, Stunned

After hearing that skank's life story, I was Cum-guzzled.

by bob,bitchstick August 23, 2020

Cum Purse

A vagina filled with the cum of multiple people.

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

You think Becky has a cum purse.

I banged so many guys, instead of having all of thier pictures I keep them in cum purse to remember them!

by Buttmole asspickle August 23, 2020

Cum aftershock

After you make a women orgasm, her legs shake like earthquake aftershock.

After making Crystal orgasm 16 times in 40 minutes, she had a cum aftershock and kicked me in the face.

by EdzoRocks August 25, 2020

Rhydian Cummings

A small man who usually has bi-polar. Bi-polar is common to females in this family. He is happy one minute angry the next. Dont talk to him because he will lift his arm pits and release a terrible smell.

You are being such a Rhydian Cummings

by Theo_nik October 17, 2020

Cum poisoning

When one swallows too much cum and gets sick from it.

Dave:'Did you hear about Sasha going to hospital to get her stomach pumped?'

Johnny: 'yeah!, she got 'cum poisoning' from that bukake party'

by Crashbitch September 3, 2013

Cum Cork

That extra bit of semen that stays in your urethra post-ejaculation.

Dude, after banging my girlfriend, I took a piss and shot a massive cum cork

by Allybabba August 3, 2012

cum-tantrum

A perverse fantasy conservative columnist George Will has about President Obama and the debt crisis. In reality, cum-tantrums are usually the messy result of too much tea-bagging going on in the House of Representatives.

Eric Cantor had a cum-tantrum and stormed out of the debt talks.

by Joan of Snark July 28, 2011