Basic Bitch Car 

Toyota Corolla, Hyundai & KIA (all models), Nissan Altima, Nissan Rogue are cars that basic bitches are most likely to have.

Christina: I heard Rashida just got a new Toyota Corolla.

Lesley: it's only right, she's a basic bitch so she got a basic bitch car 😏😂

Basic Bitch Car by Sweetnsalty September 27, 2023

white bitch car 

your basic white bitches car
a white 4x4, usually a range or Land Rover

every basic white bitch wants one

Her:“omg I love that Range Rover, I want it in white though”
Him:”what a basic white bitch”

White bitch car example ->

white bitch car by Gregory’s my other October 28, 2023

jacking it better than a car 

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.

Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.

jacking it better than a car by loltkyx September 18, 2017

To get hot by a car 

To have sexual intercourse with a car

"That guy loves to get hot by a car"

To get hot by a car by hotbyacar May 5, 2018

Trying to fit a large couch into a small car 

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.

"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"

Trying to fit a large couch into a small car by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022

Mexican Car Stereo

What you might get to have in your car if you are too dirt cheap to afford a real car stereo. It may consist of either:

A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.

Or:

B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.

Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.

Ex 1: FFS, man someone tell that Mexican car stereo back there to shut up!! I'm trying to enjoy our new system here!

Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*

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Mexican Car Stereo by Mark H November 18, 2006

s-car

The type of car a snail owns. Usually is fast and has a big S painted on the side. Snail always drives extremly fast in this car (since he is usually so slow on his own).

People usually stand back and say;
Man look at that s-car go...

s-car by peter lanier April 3, 2008