Chicken Burger

Imagine the most dry but somehow succulent RSPCA-approved chicken breast, crumbed and deep-fried

Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.

"mm cunt.. I can't wait for smoko so I can have me fucking chicken burger.."

by Doogan08 February 12, 2025

Clueless burger

(noun) A funny way to describe someone who is really confused and doesn't know what's going on, like a burger made of confusion with a side of "Huh?"

Trey was a clueless burger because he didn't know his partner was sleeping with other people.

by anonymous July 12, 2024

deep fried burger

When you shit your pants ans forget about it then it becomes crusty and flakey.

Look at that guy he has crusty shit on his ass! You mean deep fried burger.

by Hines420 May 26, 2016

Turd Burger

Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)

Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"

Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "

by Its_Kyle July 30, 2017

Beasting The Burger

The definition of shoving multiple MrBeast burgers up your rectal cavity for pleasure.

James: Yo how was it with Martha last night?
Marcus: We were totally Beasting The Burger!

by Marcusmastur January 11, 2023

BIFAR BURGERED

When someone lathers you with ketchup and mustard and screams "Bring in Feyd and Rabban"

Last night I Bifar Burgered your sister.

by anonymous September 2, 2025

Bean burger

1. A burger with a patty made from beans
2. A lighter term for an idiot or stupid person

1. I’m having a bean burger for dinner tonight.

2. You absolute bean burger!

by underscore that September 17, 2023