Squirrel Bait

Squirrel Bait: Sinilar to dingleberries, tag nuts, clingons etc but can be used specifically to feed small woodland critters.

Aw man it was a wars zone in there. Luckily I salvaged some Squirrel Bait so I can take a little walk through the woods.

by Goatybastard December 31, 2015

Polar Bait

Someone who is attractive to another someone from a cold place, because of how warm their body is in contrast to the place where they are from.

You should stop sleeping with those southerner girls, I know just how powerful polar bait can be, but let's be reasonable. Bitches be crazy.

by Broccoli Bangers April 5, 2016

ground-bait

When an individual (quite often a man's significant other) asks for something, but when ridiculed about the preposterous nature of the request, they begin to claim they were joking about it. Whereas if you had said you were willing to fulfil the request, they would have happily one through with it.

"Jamie can I have that £3000 ring from that jewellery shop?"
"Sophie are you out of your mind? No I can't afford it!"
"I was only joking!"
"No you were ground-baiting."

by UrbanVocabLad May 4, 2016

twink bait

A queer-slang term for cookies.

Goldilocks baked a whole tray of twink bait, but didn't realise the Bears would be home first!

by Aunty Climax September 21, 2016

stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.

I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.

by Petestream May 12, 2016

Harem bait

A girl(s) who would look good in your harem and or influence other girls to join

Did you see stacy in school today total harem bait

by Im lit October 15, 2016

click bait

A fake promise where you want one thing and get another (The internet rn essentially)

Youtube
How to make blueberry pie
You Finally found a recipe
*Plays video of lady showing her double deckers*
Oh... this is click bait.... *unzip es pant*

by UmmOkTy December 27, 2016