Oppo Taco

A male gay orgy. Usually consists of 13-37 men. All sitting in a circle and pegging each other. Usually takes place at Democrat National Convention.
“Bro are you going to this years oppo taco
Nah dude I’m a straight Republican.”
by Swaggy872 May 19, 2021
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Choco Taco

It's when someone takes a crap on a girls Cooch then eats her out.
Mah Bitch Goes crazy for the Choco Taco
by Dirty Sanchez October 14, 2003
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Bacon Taco

to gingerly place a piece of bacon between a womans labia and then proceed to perform oral sex. it is a comon belief that eating the bacon before the first or after the 3rd climax is reached is bad luck. Also, eating the bacon in one bite is seen as the markings of an amateur or just trashy
" Hey bro, did you score with that girl last night?"
" Not only did i score, i gave her a bacon taco bro!"
" Oh man, you are amazing!"
by kroeTM January 15, 2015
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taco rock

Taking your rock (fist) and using to punch a woman's taco (vagina) without making any actual penatration. in much the same way a heavyweight boxer would punch a heavy punching bag. one rock is acceptable, two is definately encouraged.
i gave her such a awesome taco rock last night, she needed 20 tampons to stop the bleeding.
by saycock June 01, 2007
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A Legit Taco

A Taco filled with a bunch of sperm mixed with hot sauce and douche.
Im Jake and this "A Legit Taco" tastes delicious!
by Jake Harry Guy May 30, 2011
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taco hax

taco hax is when someone has eaten one too many taco's and must go into a deep mental meditation to keep from soiling themselves. In some cases said person must chant the words taco hax to let everyone know somthing very dangerous is fixing to happen.
Fred:That man has been in there for eight and a half hours!
Joe: Taco hax indeed.
by Necterine Hamilton October 11, 2007
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French Taco

When a female sticks their dirty,sweaty armpit in your face and your immediate reaction is to whip your dick out and protrusively fuck the girls armpit.
"Uhhhhhh, Dakota just gave me the meanest French Taco. Uhhhhhhh"
by CuntPounderMaster March 11, 2017
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