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Pimp

by audentian January 12, 2022
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Filthy Pimps

Delusional Maniac terminology for his girlfriend's male friends and family members.
Maniac: " hoe imma break up with you so you better quit hookin' and act right.....or f*** you and your filthy pimps!"
by Spinderella in the Hood July 20, 2021
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Paddy-pimped

When a car, bike or person is totally decorated for St. Patrick's Day
I spent a fortune on shamrocks, streamers and a leprechaun seat-cover, but my bike and my girlfriend are both totally paddy-pimped.
by Tomonia March 6, 2015
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word pimp

n. He or she that doth chargeth an exorbitant sum for commonplace words that, when aggregated, shalt have magical meanings that conferreth limited liabilities and haveth the power to compel writs of coram nobis, habeus corpus, etc.; and for such services he or she shalt render unto clients bills that doth contain billing increments as small as six minutes; and shall ye fail to pay him or her, he or she shall initiate the shaft of the law unto thine anus.
Oh man, my word pimp is on my ass about that employment contract I gave him; he backhanded me when I didn't pay my bill.
by Codezilla September 3, 2013
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Pimp

Man Pablo is a pimp

He has four bitches on his dick
by Pimpin ass motherfucker January 29, 2024
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sicker than a pimp

very sick or really unwell and contagious
Jerry: “wow you look awful! need a hug?”
Jojo: “you might wanna back up Jerry, i’m sicker than a pimp!”
Jerry: “oh my god! pimps are pretty sick! bye Jojo see you in a month!”
by momma chulo December 3, 2021
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pimp rations

An amount that is way past words. Intoxifying your shit to the point where everything else is ridiculous
"Yo, you finished that entire bottle of vodka?"

"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure
by godsmote February 4, 2013
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