Cum napkin

A guy with a beard.

When I suck my boyfriend's dick there is no clean up involved I caught it all in my beard/cum napkin.

by Ronsta December 20, 2020

cum clothes

a term used to describe the clothes worn while masturbating, only to be thrown into the laundry once you have showered.

i had to start the laundry machine a soon as i busted. didn’t want anyone to see my cum clothes!

by pseudomonk October 25, 2020

cringe or cum

Something can either be Cringe or Cum. Cringe being a negitave and cum being the posotive... If something is cum, it must be amazing.

Man 1: "Did you think the movie was cringe or cum?"
Man 2: "It was cum"

by Xx_JewSlayer69_xX October 27, 2020

Monke Cum

A type of lollypop with a buttery taste, they are usually white in color and are the enemy of 2nd German Reich.

Bro i want some of that Monke Cum.

by frankreich October 28, 2020

god cum

When 10 or more men cum in a baby pool and the last guy to cum has to slime his whole body in the sticky love juices

Guy 1“Hay you wanna have a god cum tonight”
Guy 2“yes I’ve been waiting to god cum all week

by Hornyspazz69 October 30, 2020

ryan cummings

famous cheerleader that got famous off making a sassy face that turned into a meme. she does all star cheerleading at cheer extreme all stars

Friend 1: Do a sassy face when performing
Friend 2: Oh like Ryan Cummings’

by thecheerprincess November 2, 2020

Do a Cummings

To blatantly break rules, the law, or social norms out of sense of arrogance, superiority and entitlement, especially when you get away with it or face only tokenistic punishment, thus provoking disgust, anger and resentment amongst the wider public who are expected to abide by those same rules and punished if they don’t. Named in honour of Dominic Cummings, one-time right-hand man to British PM Boris Johnson, who during the first covid lockdown drove across the country from London to Durham to his parents, and made various trips in the local area, later stating these were necessary to ‘test his eyesight’. He kept his job.

Bob: I got pulled over for speeding last night, but the cop let me off with just a stern word after I told him I’m close friends with the police chief.
Tod: wow! Sounds like you really did a Cummings there.

Covid marshall: you’re out in public in lockdown without a valid reason and are therefore being given a £100 fine.
Average ordinary chump: ah man, if I was rich and well-connected I could have done a Cummings and gotten away with this.

Wife: I caught you red-handed in bed with another woman.
Husband: but I had to see another woman in a state of undress in order to test my eyesight.
Wife: don’t try and do a Cummings with me!

by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021