ass apple

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"

FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.

by hodgepodger January 22, 2021

crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

apple

a greedy company who sells over priced phones even though there the same every year

hey fuck apple

by axxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxwerfwt December 3, 2020

Apple

A FUCKING FRUTE WHY THE HELL DID YOU SEARCH THE FRUTE APPLE IT IS REAL FUCK

She ate an apple her boobs grew

by Sexxxy grl December 12, 2020

apple uglies

another name for “apple fritters”

Damn, Ric took all the apple uglies from the canteen!

by UncleScr0oge September 7, 2020

apple bottom jeans

Just look it up

"She got dem apple bottom jeans
boots with the fur
got the whole club looking at her-"
"JESSICA did you sleep with your goddamn teacher"
"no i did-"
"yes You DID"
"NO I DIDNT"
"YES YOU DIIIIID"
"*SCREAMS OF FIGHTING*"

by gbarilaairbgeagberila March 3, 2021

apple's eye

Another word for vagina.

She has a beautiful apple's eye.

by Marine Ghost July 6, 2017