Take er Slack

To advise someone to calm down when upset.
Jason was freaking out about his date standing him up, when Andrew advised Take Er Slack!
by Katie Beaton August 14, 2007
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take the hat off

A girl grinding on a dude while holding her proverbial cowgirl hat in one hand
-so what did you and Daniel do last night?
-all we did was take the hat off
by drdestructo March 14, 2015
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Take Any Word

...and create a meaning for it to make the word a sexual innuendo.
Take any word and say you did it to a girl and people will assume the best.
by Troll_Faced April 12, 2011
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Taking Care of Jizzness

she sure is taking care of jizzness. Suzy sure takes care of jizzness seriously well. Although some girls have no business taking care of jizzness and never can quite finish the deed.

sometimes it's better to take care of your own jizzness right? like they say.. you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.
by aurorwolf July 30, 2012
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take one for the team

Often used as a term to sacrifice yourself so some friends can get laid.

By Alex Agnew's terms it is to swallow your own sperm to get out of a sticky situation.
by Fuck me analy sideways June 02, 2019
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You take the 405

A common phrase used by Southern Californians describing freeway routes to their friends. Usually its the 405, 10, or the 110.
"How do I get to UCLA from here?"
"You take the 10 West then you take the 405 to Sunset Blvd then you turn right on Hilgard Ave"
by partyrockstar222 May 20, 2016
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I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.
*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."
by M Dogg May 27, 2005
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