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Mozzarella Stick 

Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese.
Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night
Pat: You should have given her a Mozzarella Stick my dude.
Mozzarella Stick by WillyH June 6, 2017
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the no stick it in rule 

the ability to participate in any ammount of foreplay in regards to making out and/or getting-off. obstaining from actual insertion of the penis into the vagina.
"daddy always told me son with women ya just cant win...so it's better to touch the skin but son dont stick it in"
the no stick it in rule by betty February 6, 2004

Fat kid stick 

A short stick, used for camping over an open fire, given to overweight people to prevent them from eating.
Jessica's using a fat kid stick, she can't get close enough to the fire to cook her hotdog.
Fat kid stick by The OraKILL December 4, 2007

Pineapple on a stick 

Term used when expressing a strange body shape. Characteristics include a large, tall, narrow head atop a near skeletal body frame. Classic example being Junkie-sheek Nick Owen of London.
It’s Nick’s pineapple on a stick that allows him to fit into those ridiculous womens’ skinny jeans

Fuck Shit Up Stick

The Gravity Hammer found in the popular xbox game "Halo 3".
Shit bro, that bitch got mack'd wit the fuck shit up stick

apples on a stick 

a hand game played by kids starts with hands in a praying posture and slaping them once then slapping up then under the hands tapping the side of your hip and snaping

Baby kebab stick 

When you put your dick inside a babies ASS and it comes out of its mouth, and then you eat it like a kebab stick.
I can't wait to go home because I'm having a baby kebab stick tonight.
Baby kebab stick by Daddyora May 30, 2018