Road-lint

Traffic police. Particularly motorcycle cops see: white-elephant. Thus named because they appear out of nowhere and mess up your shit.

I just busted a platinum highchair down the highway, and now I've got road lint on my arse.

by Machiavelli Cheddars August 12, 2004

roadge

The lazy, dyslexic, speech impeded or slurred pronunciation of road rage.

Do the speed limit you olde bastard! YOU'RE GIVING ME ROADGE!

by Steen April 13, 2005

roader

Northerner's way of saying "road-trip".

Arestofoulo went on a roader with his college buddies.

by gavinsh December 3, 2005

Road Soadies

Road Soadies are alcoholic beverages that are drank in a moving automobile.

This road trip is going to be a long one, lets get some Road Soadies and something to piss in!

by AP-NATION November 14, 2007

road funk

The layer of filth that is on you after a road trip.

I'm gonna go take a shower before we go out to get this road funk off of me.

by Brawny Martin January 13, 2008

road panda

When you are engaged in driving somewhere and an overweight woman gives you a blow job. See road dome

Dude, why are you always getting road panda when I'm in the car?!

by RCduB October 11, 2008

road snot

when a large vehicle passes your Civic on the high way and spits up nasty ice slush on your windshield!

Ewww, road snot...

by Bri P! January 30, 2009