We left the party before they got garage drunk.
When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.
When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.
by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019
Get the Garage Drunkmug. The most drunk you can be! So drunk you dive into gravel. So drunk you throw up like Lard Ass from the movie Stand By Me. So drunk you think you know the words to every 80s song. So drunk you sing the meow version of Old Dominion songs. So drunk you accidentally drink Near Beer. So drunk you surf in the man-made pond’s fountain. So drunk the young guys have to hook up the old guys pap machines.
by The OG Mikey Mike April 1, 2025
Get the Tatonka Drunkmug. A young teenage girl usually surrounded by drunk friends at the time. She will most likely start to say her real name is Cindy not Cynthia. Knows how to have a good time.
by Uaking May 14, 2014
Get the drunk cynthiamug. "I'm as drunk as Jake"
by Pricksville222 December 31, 2020
Get the Drunkmug. When a dude plans to get boned by another dude while getting completely wasted on a special occasion.
by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020
Get the Dicking Drunkmug. A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.
by Hanna Banana1 November 23, 2016
Get the Drunk horsemug. 