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Felonie Martinez

An infantilized rapist who makes music about being a 30 year old baby.
"Did you hear Felonie Martinez' new song?"
"She makes music? I only know her from her rape allegations."
by orangeseagull December 16, 2025
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Penis Martin

When you pocket jerk for too long and you accidentally bust a nut
Dude I was jerking in class, and I got caught cause I penis martined it
by Ethanenter December 17, 2025
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Melanie Martinez

A very talented singer-songwriter who makes creepy but addicting music.

She has three albums, Crybaby, K-12, and PORTALS. And she has two EP'S named Dollhouse and After School.

She was born on April 28th, 1995 and is 30 years old as of 2025. She was also on the voice somewhere around 2012.

In 2017 She was accused of rape by Timothy Heller and again by Timothy in 2024. It has not been proven if she's guilty or innocent but i personally believe she's innocent!!
by Ipickclarkeuh December 28, 2025
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Porcini Martini

A colloquialism for STEM energy drink. A popular caffeine-free energy drink founded in Melbourne, Australia that employs the use of mushroom extracts for nootropic benefits.
"Mate, have you tried a STEM yet, they're amazing energy drinks."
"What, you mean a Porcini Martini? Of course I have."
by TheFamilyViolenceLawyer January 22, 2026
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The Martin Yttri Method

The act of rectally inserting a dildo made of ice, thus stimulating the G-spot and achieving an overwhelming orgasm
Frank: "I did The Martin Yttri Method yesterday, and it felt amazing!"
Frunk: "What the Fuck man?"
by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh7 February 2, 2026
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the ricky martin

When someone slides on their knees and rips off their shirt
Pablo got flagged for doing the Ricky Martin
by Giantskiller March 21, 2016
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marcus and martinus

OMG! Marcus and Martinus are so hot!
by Sexyyycock! December 12, 2016
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