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Dylan

A dude with a big dick, and nice balls.
He has a nice personality, but it takes time to become his friend. He has a funny and dark side of humor, and you either really like it or don’t get it. He is more shy and tends to be quiet around a crush
I had a great time with him last night, such a Dylan, took time for me to get to him.
by TheDylanOG March 30, 2020
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Dylan

When you’ve taken a little too many illegal substances and feel a bit overwhelmed and need to chill out.
“Mum pick me up I feel like Dylan”
“Man I don’t feel good right now I feel like Dylan”
by Rob nail March 8, 2025
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Dylan

He is a kind and cute boy who will give his life to you. He has the cutest brown hair and the warmest brown eyes. He will be your friend. (Unless you piss him off) He is a bit clumsy but has an amazing sense of humour. Being a bit clueless make him adorable.
Look Dylan is my best friend!
by Thvgk November 6, 2020
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Dylan

Someone who proves over and over what an idiot they are while simultaneously telling the world how smart they are
Patrick: I know I signed paperwork saying I would pay $18,000 but this lawyer friend of mine said I didn't have to and he's almost as smart as I am so I believe him and I'm not paying and if you sue me you'll pay me!

Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
by Daisy Flowers June 14, 2017
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Dylan long shlong

Usually named Dylan Morgan and has ugly friends named max and Omar
by UGKDylan October 15, 2020
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Dylan Booty

Dylan Booty is Dylan Booty obv
by Ikonik_delta341 April 25, 2022
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Dylan and Owen

Kind cool twins one tall one short
Dylan and Owen: he's kind cool
by iamasock123 May 4, 2017
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