Windows

Better than Mac

Microsoft Windows XP is so nostalgic!

by UpOnTheFlipside23 May 13, 2022

Windows

The worst operating system in the world.

It is only popular, becauase it was good until Windows 8 came out, software support and because it is preinstalled on most PCs.

I will not reinstall Windows anymore! I am switching to another OS!

by Octopus1348 July 11, 2022

Windowfile

Constantly looking out the window at other people

My neighbour constantly tells me that "there's a windowfile over there!"

by Eddy Banana July 15, 2022

Windows 11

See Windows 10.

Windows 11 is just Windows 10 with a different theme applied to it.

by Symptom of things August 8, 2022

Windowsitter

Person who lives their life just observing the world from inside their home instead of living it.

That guy is such a windowsitter. He never leaves his house and wonders why he's sad.

by Neamtul August 19, 2022

Windowlicker

"Windowlicker" is a song by British electronic musician Aphex Twin, released on 22 March 1999 as a single by Warp Records. The artwork for the single was created by Chris Cunningham, with additional work by The Designers Republic. Cunningham also directed the song's music video, which was nominated for the Brit Award for Best British Video.

Have you heard of the new Windowlicker album?
Yes, I heard of it last week on MTV.

by andreuuw October 19, 2022

Windowsilling

When you are dating a menopausal woman and she has a hot flush and needs to stand at the window. You fuck her from behind at the window in full view of neighbours and passers by.

I was windowsilling my old lady this morning and the postman interrupted with a parcel of his own.

by Rudkip November 12, 2022