turd hardy

Any individual who demonstrates an unusual interest for fecal matter in all forms.

Fuck, Jason is sick, that dude is turd hardy!

by dave owen January 8, 2004

tardums

Someone who is retarded, mentally challenged, wears a helmet, or a normal person that seems so stupid that they might fall into the aforementioned categories.

Tardums! - Wait for the car to come to a complete stop before attempting to get out

by Nate_The_Nasty September 26, 2007

tardums

Someone who is retarded, mentally challenged, wears a helmet, or a normal person that seems so stupid that they might fall into the aforementioned categories.

Look at Phil wearing that foam sombrero, fuckin' tardums.

by Nate_The_Nasty September 27, 2007

Turd-gargler

1. Someone who is extremely annoying and proceeds to annoy by engaging in such activities as saying your name twenty-three times n a row to get your attention.

2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.

1. What is you're problem! You have followed me for the past 2 minutes you turd-gargler!

2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?

by not a turd-gargler April 21, 2009

turdaroonie

its when you get hit by turd that came out of a bird and lands in your mouth. then youu say "TURDAROONIE!!"

haha i got turdaroonied last night

by poo in theb August 3, 2011

Turd Rodeo

When your kid poops in the tub while bathing with his/her siblings. You have to get everyone out, wrangle the turd, scrub the tub, re-bathe everyone.

This isn't my first turd rodeo. I got three kids out of the tub, wrangled the turd, scrubbed the tub, re-bathed everyone in under two minutes.

by BigJobRob April 24, 2011

Turd Cyrus

A nick name for Miley Cyrus that was given to her by the haters of Miley Cyrus because she is such a turd skank and is so in love with herself that she has lost touch with reality.

There's Turd Cyrus.

by Judge dredd7 December 12, 2011