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Kevin

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating your gonna become Kevin"
by Simon Lin August 11, 2024
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Kevin

Kevin is a guy with normal size dick. (But way more bigger than Ken’s
“I heard that Kevin has a small dick.” “You should check Ken’s before you say so’”
by Kd666 November 22, 2021
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Kevin

still INLOVE with your ex day kevin is still inlove with his ex Aryanna and wants to have kids with him.
“I still love my ex Aryanna” said Kevin
by asfkkkkk November 23, 2021
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Kevin

A real G or gentleman, he'll have your back through thick & thin.

He is laid back, funny & genuine.
"Man, you rock! You're such a Kevin."
by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025
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Kevin Sanders

A white bitch with no lips that talk hella shit at lunch and on ps4 but weak asf and he wear long ass currys like them bitches size 62 and u fucked up yo ankle like curry did wearin them gake ass kicks
by TheRealDeeYoung June 8, 2018
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Kevin

no kevin, please dont pee in my ass!
by OneMillimeterDefeater May 5, 2023
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kevin edgar

A great lover. A men with a heart. But not only is his heart big, but sure is he's dick. Sweet loving caring man. Respects his women loves her unconditionally.
Kevin Edgar

How's he so sweet.

Why cant i find a man like him.
by LoveMaker346 December 21, 2016
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