Purple schlong

the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"

Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.

by Tiger master January 6, 2023

Purple Fever

Purple Fever is AI chat psychosis. When someone starts losing touch with reality, developing delusions, paranoia, or hallucinations after spending too much time talking with an AI chatbot, often believing it’s real or communicating secret messages.

Named after Kick chatter PurpleFever777.

A California man who illegally landed his small aircraft on a naval base twice and stole a Navy truck after non-stop ChatGPT conversations.

What happened to Steve? "Oh he came down with Purple Fever, he talks to his phone all day. He now thinks he's smart or something."

by BigTech October 31, 2025

Purple viga

Death by having to many orgasms

John masturbated so much he had a purple viga

by Chickenfart678 March 10, 2015

Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.

Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.

by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016

purple people men

is someone who eat humans when they are purple and are a man, they also on come out during night time to eat young women,

OmG there a purple people men eater we better run fast.

by eirwio3urskjdfu358uewijkfrwk3u December 17, 2008

Purple wippersnapper

When a guy and a girl put a floral arrangement in the ass and the other inserts a finger mashing it into the ass and then wiping continuously until the partner shits it out

Me and my friend just did the purple wippersnapper

by J da dhjhrjdjfi October 10, 2023

Purple

“Which is, Objectively, the worst colour.”
-CPG Grey

You can still like the colour, but I will have to send one of my imaginary clones to harass your colon. (Unless you think it’s only good for galaxy type stuff and sunsets THEN your safe).

Idiot: “Y’know, Purple is actually quite a nice col-“
The Gods of Truth: “I sense a disturbance in the forces.”

by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023