A group of males aged approximately 15-25. Trolls are characterized by making tasteless and crass jokes/comments online for the purpose of getting a cheap laugh from whichever of their troll friends happen to be looking over their shoulder at the computer at the time. Trolls are a rare species, as they lack the abilities most other males have to mate, such as testicles and the ability to connect with someone on an emotional level. However, trolls reproduce by infecting other males ages 15-25. If exposed to a troll, take emergency action to prevent the spread of troll-ness onto yourself and whomever you happen to be around.
"Tony is such a troll, he posted a link to gay-repairitive therapy on the facebook of Mike, the kid at our school who killed himself after coming out of the closet."
" Have you been tested at a fertility clinic yet?"
"Yes, but I'm fertile....It's been three months and I'm still not pregnant, maybe Nick is a troll...."
"Pete is such a troll, man...he started acting like a douche all over my FB status about my dead girlfriend"
"I would kick him in the balls for you, but you know trolls....he doesn't have any"
" Have you been tested at a fertility clinic yet?"
"Yes, but I'm fertile....It's been three months and I'm still not pregnant, maybe Nick is a troll...."
"Pete is such a troll, man...he started acting like a douche all over my FB status about my dead girlfriend"
"I would kick him in the balls for you, but you know trolls....he doesn't have any"
by appledeap September 5, 2011
Get the Trollmug. Someone who likes to cause chaos for their own entertainment. The more attention you give them the more they'll try because this is their intention.
Jesse: Ayo MR WHITE
WW: What jesse?!
Jesse: Look at these dumbasses not knowing the definition of a troll
WW: Ahahah, look at you dumbass, you don't even know the definition of a troll.
Jesse: Okay Mr white we need to cook meth!
WW: What jesse?!
Jesse: Look at these dumbasses not knowing the definition of a troll
WW: Ahahah, look at you dumbass, you don't even know the definition of a troll.
Jesse: Okay Mr white we need to cook meth!
by Hoodini999 October 5, 2022
Get the Trollmug. Noun. The name given to the act by homosexual men, to go outside walking and looking for anonymous sex
by And. July 19, 2018
Get the Trollmug. Me, because I have just gave your computer, phone, iPad, nokia, microwave, piece of bread, everything a virus and I hacked you.
You are a troll
by SaggySusan.Org September 24, 2020
Get the trollmug. a short man in his early 20s; most likely a partier and/or druggie; most likely a little weird-looking
by TFB14 January 27, 2015
Get the trollmug. The prank of cutting off your friend's nose while he's sleeping, in order to resemble a star-nosed mole.
by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017
Get the star-nose trolledmug. Someone who deliberately gives someone else the opposite of what they want. What do people want? Something pleasant like a compliment for their looks.
So a troll gives you an insult.
So a troll gives you an insult.
"DJ Trump is a troll, just listen to him when he addresses the media, CNN is LNN (Lying News Network), ABC, etc. he gives the reporters answers that are not filtered, not polished, not polite nor pleasant, which is what they want, they want you to filter and polish your words to make them palatable.
by AmXtra June 14, 2024
Get the Trollmug.