Hockey mom

Woman whose children play hockey at any level.

Peggy's children life revolves around hockey all the time. She's a hockey mom.

by Bzzzz October 27, 2008

ur mom

"your mom"
also used, when a person has no idea at all, what to say next. Whether this is because of a very intelligent insult (ie. they just got pwned) or because it was something totally baffling.

"LOL U NO ACT BLACK"
"well, people tend to not act their race. Take you for example. Aren't you, according to your culture, supposed to be...smart?"
"uh...well....UR MOM IS SUPPOSED TO BE SMART"

or

"so lyk then I said for him to get out from under the table lol1!1111!!!"
"your mom was under my 'table' last night if you know what I mean..."
"wat."

by you want to know who wrote this that badly? December 28, 2005

Your Mom

A phrase that has been over used since the 1970's. And sometimes it doesnt even make sense.

Guy 1: Hey dude wanna hang out?

Guy 2: Your mom.

Guy: Dude, what?

by callbootyblackcocks January 17, 2011

Your Mom

Something to do when you're bored

Your mom.

by Anonymousful April 3, 2011

Mom machine

An SUV or minivan that is all over the road being driven by a woman with several kids on board.

Why can't she just drive a car instead of cutting us all off in her mom machine?

by single guy May 18, 2010

Futchy's mom

One that engages in sexual favors for amounts that add up in pennies and cannot be greater than 6 cents

Dude, I can't walk right any more, not after last night with futchy's Mom.

by notluthi March 17, 2009

The Mom Network

Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.

Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?

Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.

Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.

by Old Saggy May 25, 2008