Matthew

Can only be defined as HAWT!!!

Girl 1: "OMG look at that super fit lad"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah! Hubba Hubba! That's a Matthew! So Hawt!

by OiOiOi!Baaaaaka! December 12, 2024

Matthew

A very sexy black man, so sassy and doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut

Wow have you seen Matthew he's so sexy

by J4zzyB4exoxo December 15, 2024

Matthew Erickson

Matt is a male specimen who thinks he the shit but he not the fart cause he plays ball hawks. He is also know as a depressing person because of his repost on Tik tok. (Ps I also forgot to add the same thing in Levi Bradley McFadden definition but he is also very depressed and obsessed with is ex

Matthew Erickson loves is Pc

by Chink nugget69 December 25, 2024

Matthew Lillard

Literally the chaddiest Chad that ever did Chad. Awesome human being. There is so little put down because there is too much to describe.

We all need a Matthew Lillard as a homie.

by anonymous January 3, 2025

Matthew

The most annoying kid in the universe who can’t stop talking.

Matthew: *SINGS LOUD IN CLASS*
Girl 1: SHUT UP!

by MayoDaPotato January 22, 2025

Matthew Special

The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm

I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm

by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025

MATTHEW

The most LEGENDARY Asian to ever exist. If you ever have the opportunity to even catch a glimpse of him, then it’s too late, by then he’ll have snatched all of your almonds using nothing but a pair of disposable chopsticks

Goddamnit Matthew stole my almonds again.

by SaltyWhiteBoy January 31, 2025