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MATTHEW

The most LEGENDARY Asian to ever exist. If you ever have the opportunity to even catch a glimpse of him, then it’s too late, by then he’ll have snatched all of your almonds using nothing but a pair of disposable chopsticks
Goddamnit Matthew stole my almonds again.
by SaltyWhiteBoy January 31, 2025
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