John P'ing

To drive trucks, and or fuck fat bitcges

I was with my friend and he was totally John P'ing

by Tdubxxx December 4, 2019

John booker

A guy who smokes a lotta doinks

Yo you here about that guy who got an STD at 15

Yea that’s a John booker right there

by Samsmith69 April 21, 2018

John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks

Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."

by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

John Xina

Basically John Cena but speaking chinese.

bing chilling John Xina

by banana overlord February 7, 2022

Mrs. John

The female version of Mr. John, because they share everything, from thoughts to humor to emotions. The luckiest woman in the world, who has given her heart to her very best friend.

He was Mr. John and she was his Mrs. John.

by AmatoTheBeloved February 14, 2020

john dusty

a guy named John, who often lands in Dusty Depot in fortnite

hey John dusty, where we droppin?
yall already know!!!dusty depot ofc

by Jjpacker69 October 6, 2021

John Hall

A person typically asian that is rather short and is quite fond of giraffes. The one said John would probably be short forever

Person A: look at that fucking midget
Person B:hey that's my chigga, he a John Hall

by Jameron hall June 15, 2018