hosebone

n. A limp penis

v. A complete dickhead/asshole

“Hey baby, you wanna come over here and plump my hosebone?”

“My boss is a total hosebone! He needs a quick kick in the nuts!”

by Hosebone May 6, 2018

hoshner

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

no, Hoshners are beastlier than chuck Norris

by Urfriendlyneighbourhoodspiderm February 19, 2018

hospidalis

Nigga is good at basketball and football.

OH SHET ITS HOSPIDALIS

by Luscious cowpussy May 7, 2018

Hosehandler

A small dark haired man named Greg with great hands and strong wrists.

Man that guy is a real hosehandler

by Manchilddingoeater May 11, 2018

Hoser

A name for Canadians, because they invented the beer bong.

Drink up hoser.

by Vincent Fretz April 4, 2018

hoseball

One who constantly exhibits flaky and noncommittal behavior.

Celicia is a fucking hoseball, she never goes to tennis practice because she goes back and forth between committing to the team and not.

by Ass wiper May 14, 2018

hose huffer

A cock sucker/dick sucker.

"I can't stand Jim. He's a real hose huffer."

by Downhill Dave May 17, 2018