fart in church, a

a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing

Jenkins, that oral report was as embarrassing as a far in church!

by Silky Smooth December 18, 2003

fart walk

A short walk with the sole purpose of passing gas so that your significant other cannot hear/smell it

Before I went to bed with my girlfriend, I took a fart walk to the kitchen first.

by Jibblit April 28, 2011

giggling fart

the act of laughing at a fart...then continuously proceding to uncontrollably fart while laughing... which in turn makes one continue to laugh so hard you can't breathe...


its a vicious cycle

pfft...lol....pfftlolpfftlolpfftlolLOLPFFFFFFTTTTTTTT...i can't breathelolpfftlol...oh boy that was a good giggling fart

by giggling gals February 24, 2009

ketchup fart

A form of flatulence resulting from the consumption of a large quantity of fast food hamburgers and ketchup. Typically, a ketchup fart will have an odor similar to the fast food hamburger and ketchup before their consumption; those that smell a ketchup fart are often disturbed by this fact.

Jared celebrated his birthday by pounding a super size double quarter pounder with cheese value meal with extra ketchup. Later that night, while impersonating the semen demon for Jessica, Jared let out a ketchup fart, ruining the moment.

by Frank Lesniak September 20, 2012

fart tube

A type of exhaust system that ricers install on their cars. The muffler creates a low rumble which is intended to imitate the sound of a powerful engine, but the sound more resembles a fart.

Look at that sorry excuse for a car with the fart tube!

by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004

social-fart

a person resembling a fart. something silent that wofts around a group of people lingering. this defention can also be classified as jay
pronouced "soh-shul-fart"

A prime living example of a social-fart is Jay

by Larry Emder February 7, 2006

fart plug

When you have a particularly bad case of the beer shits, and you keep thinking you have to crap, but all that comes out is a turd the size of a cork and a gallon of air. You go through the day not being able to trust your anus, feeling like you need to fart, but fearing you might chuck the plug.

"How's your hangover?" "Not good. My headache is gone, but I keep dealing with a series of fart plugs.". "Lovely". "Yeah, the fifth one I shot out was under so much pressure I nearly cracked the toilet."

by H. Bobs July 1, 2007