Dylan Goetz

An amazing human being and very good at everything he does

Hey did you see Dylan Goetz, he is very amazing at everything he does

by TwitchyGnu May 5, 2020

Dylan

A short kid who likes anime and probably has 20 viruses and knows a gay priest.

person: I'm tall
Me: I'm Dylan

by mega_gay_priest June 20, 2021

Dylan

Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.

No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:

Dylan: THOT

by aah2003 April 16, 2019

Dylan

Fucking Dylan

Hey Dylan, Fuck you !

by Dooporama May 23, 2021

Dylan

Dylan

Dylan is someone who will always love you.

He knows how to treat a girl and he knows how to be the perfect man.

Dylans will surprises you for how romantic they can be.

If you meet a Dylan don't let him fall away from you because he will be your friend forever and he will make you smile anytime.

"Dylan is so kind to her"!

by moonloversmile1234 November 14, 2018

Love Dylan day

On October 3 every woman has to love someone named Dylan

Random: hey do Yk what day it is?
Other random: no what Is it?
Random: it’s love Dylan day you should love Dylan

by BigFlip October 3, 2021

Dylan

He is the sweetest, most loveable person you will meet. He is the kind of guy that seems tough and scary on he outside because all he is is muscle. He look intimidating at first and difficult to approach. He is also quite shy at first and quite difficult to crack and get him to talk, but once he feels comfortable enough he will start to talk more and has much to offer as a person, so don't give up! He is a great person to have as a friend because he can always make you laugh, or he could make a stupid situation into something better and less embarrassing for yourself. He still have his guard up around his friends though because he is afraid of being let down and judged harshly. But if you're able to progress further than that with him, then you'll find that he is just a big softie, and all he wants is to give you his love and attention. He will always be there for you when you're sad, and he will always pick up the phone when you call. He will always make sure to leave time for you and help you with your issues. He comforts you when you're down and calms you down when you're upset. No matter what he will always be in your corner to make you feel better.

Girl 1: Have you seen that Dylan kid around?
Girl 2: Yeah, he looks super scary though.
Girl 1: He's not scary at all! Once you get to know him he is super cool and sweet. We started dating a few weeks ago too and he's nothing but a big softie.
Girl 2: Wow sounds like you hit the jackpot with this one.

by TulipGarden May 2, 2021