Dutch Anthem

A great anthem, worst nightmare for Formula 1 fans (Red Bull Racing fans are excluded).

non-F1 fan: I love the dutch anthem, there is a nice melody in it!
F1 fan: uhhhh hello? insane asylum? i have a crazy guy here that likes Max Verstappen.

by lacMC9 March 26, 2024

Dutch refund

A deep snog immediately after a blowjob has been given

She was sucking my dick and I came in her mouth. Then she gave me the ol' dutch refund

by Owen Pidcock March 27, 2024

Dutch Cheese-pull

When a severely unclean person (male or woman) does not clean their genitalia and when they pull the genitals apart a cheesy substance appears

Yeah i almost got to hit but she did the Dutch Cheese-pull

by JWG419 April 1, 2024

Dutch Tower

Like the Effie tower, but everyone is wearing Santa costumes.

“I went home with two guys after the office Christmas party, they dutch towered me.”

by GrrrrrreatDane June 14, 2022

Dutch warship

A dutch gutter but including 3 or more people on a couch.

Ikea couches are not rated to withstand a Dutch warship.

by Good luck bru June 14, 2022

Dutch Hotbox

Where you hotbox under a quilt, usually with a bong to not spread ash. Sort of a mix between a Jamaican Hotbox and a Dutch Oven.

Damo: “Cunt, I did a Dutch Hotbox last night, ripped like 7 billies and got so fucking fried”

Bazza: “Oh you sick cunt”

by greguloid February 17, 2022

Dutch Radish

If a mundane pig was happy

Dax Shepard has the emotional capacity of a “Dutch Radish”

by Jax Kumdump February 17, 2022